That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Damn victory sex feels great
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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