I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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