LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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