The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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