ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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