I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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