why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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