I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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