my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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