Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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