sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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