Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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