you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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