You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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