Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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