...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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