is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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