she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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