I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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