ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
