the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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