I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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