i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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