I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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