Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Enjoy the penises
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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