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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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