well most of my day revolves around power hour
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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