Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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