I think I am morally bankrupt
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We are all done wearing pants today
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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