just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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