brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
