Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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