I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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