Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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