Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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