So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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