didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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