what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I will be naked everywhere
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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