R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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