I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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