I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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