Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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