It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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