It's Friday. Sex?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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