hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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