Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we made out on top of his cat.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
my nose is crying tears of wow.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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