Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
