I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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