I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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