you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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