Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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