Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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