we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
