Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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