Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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